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ok i've done some light research. if you want a software engineer/fic writer's inital take on lore.fm, i'll keep it short and sweet.
my general understanding of lore.fm functionality:
they use OpenAI's public API. they take in the text from the URL provided and use it to spit out your AI-read fic. their API uses HTTP requests, meaning a connection is made to an OpenAI server over HTTP to do as lore.fm asks and then give back the audio. my concern is that i wasn't able to find out what exactly that means. does OpenAI just parse the data and spit out a response? is that data then stored somewhere to better their model (probably yes)? does OpenAI do anything to ensure that the data is being used the way it was intended (we know this probably isn't true because lore.fm exists)?
lore.fm stores the generated audio (i am almost certain of this because of the features described in this reddit post). meaning that someone's fic is sitting in a lore.fm database. what are they doing with that data? what can they do with it? how is it being stored? what is being stored, the text and the audio, or just the audio?
i find transparency a very difficult thing to ask for in tech. people are concerned with technological trade secrets and stifling innovation (hilarious when i think about lore.fm, because it doesn't take a genius to feed text into AI and display the response somewhere, sorry to say). and while i find the idea of AI being used to help further accessibility on apps that don't yet provide it promising, i find the method that lore.fm (and OpenAI) chooses to do this to be dangerous and pave a path for a harmful integration of AI (and also fanfiction in general -- we write to interact, and lore.fm removes that aspect of it entirely).
we already know that AI companies have been paying to scrape data from different sources for the purposes of bettering their models, and we already know that they've only started asking for permission to do this because users found out (and not from the goodness of their hearts, because more data means better models, and asking for permission adds overhead). but this way of using it allows AI to backdoor-scrape data that the original sources of the data didn't give consent to. maybe the author declined to have their fic scraped by AI on the site they posted it onto (if the site asked at all), but they didn't know a third-party app like lore.fm would feed it into an AI model anyways.
what's the point of writing fics if i have no control over my own content?
#i could talk about harmful integrations of AI for days#but this way of using it definitely sets a bad precedent#and i think ao3 unfortunately didn't anticipate this kind of thing when it was created#and so i don't want to blame ao3 entirely because they are a group of independent devs that are volunteering to do this#but i also think they either need to make an effort to protect text from being scraped this way#or they need to lockdown the site altogether#we call it fail-closed in cs terms#and right now it's fail-open#the problem with that is that there are probably people posting to ao3 right now that have no idea this is going on#and they don't know they should lockdown their fics#and now their fics are being fed into this model and they have no idea#idk#lore.fm#fanfiction#ao3
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every time I do math homework I think to myself wow I have never wanted to do math homework less
#og#I have had tutoring for I think abt 2 year now? Maybe 3 I’m not sure#I up until this [school]year had maths with mr j#I went to tutoring once a week did my homework there maybe did some revision and always got at least Cs#I now have maths with mr I#I now go to tutoring once or twice#I cannot finish my homework and therefore have no time to revise at all and I’m on the brink of failing anyways
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so far my tutoring job has been so funny. i've been paid $200 to sit in a cold dark room doing nothing. they are taking my paycheck out of the electricity bill
#the lights don't work and neither do the heating#ive gotten two people in to try to fix it#and they've both failed#i think they just hate the undergrads in my major#someone tutoring in that room after me put a sign on the door like#we moved to a different room if you can't find us we don't like the dark :(#fuck you cs undergrads go in the prison room if you want tutoring#all jesting it's been fun so far#eggsistential speaks
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looking back on the past several weeks and realizing none of the danger was ever external
#like going from. breaking down in front of my cs teacher because i was convinced i would fail out of his class#to getting a 100 on the final today#im realizing that it was literally all in my head. all of it. i was worrying myself literally sick over absolutely nothing at all#and im trying to be kind to myself about it but like. i also feel kind of ridiculous. i dont know.#anyways i love my friends and my dog and my teachers and the world is beautiful goodnight
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YES I need to buy a new car and YES I still need to replace my laptop and YES!! My job search has been failing me!! And YES!!! I still need to keep buying groceries!!!
But all I really want is Hatsune Miku figure qnd silly Halloween art of my skrunkly little characters,,, why must life hurt me like this,,,
#I wanna buy commissions!!!! I wanna buy commissions!!!!!! I want to buy art!!!!!!#Why can I not make money!!!!#It's Halloween I want to see my o/cs in silly little costumes!!!#but I cannot!!!!#I've been eyeing the Date Night Miku Nenderoid for months because I really want to pose her#but she's almost ninety dollars#I HAD a job lined up and a solution for my laptop but BOTH of them fell through because my car hunting failed#I was going to buy her when I got the job but then that plan fell through#and now I have that disappointment on top of others on top of the fact that it's halfway through my ''favorite'' month and I haven't done#anything other than putting on a pair of orange pajama pants with black cats on them that I probably got from WalMart years ago#both June and October have blinked away and I haven't accomplished anything in years#other than crashing my car and breaking my laptop
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i think some of you really overestimate how good average high school english classes are at like. teaching shit.
#lucky.pdf#they are NOT teaching how comedy works.#i was very bad at high school english last two years of high school and then i go to uni and my art theory profs r like#oh u have a really good critical mind youre really good at critical thinking. english class did a piss poor job at teaching me that lmfao#like not to be like oh the education system is failing us but like.#also sorry i should probably not say very bad. ds and cs
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aahaha
#highkey thought i was gonna have a straight b semester (besides one class that was easy to get an a in)#but i got that a and two a- and one b+ lets fucking go#bro the cs class that shit was hard i saw the a- and my jaw dropped i was like tf#but yayyyyy hehe#lets see how it goes next sem w no cs classes and only stats classes lmao TT and#one social science class bc i need ONE distribution credit lol#rip i'm gonna miss the cs department ily <3#those classes hard as shit but actually kinda fun and rly rewarding and challenging in a good way#stats is just idk what's going on BUT IG I KNOW MORE THAN I THOUGHT OF WHAT'S GOING ON BC I DIDNT FAIL#anyway idk hehe bro i've slept like 10-12 hours the past two nights it's been crazy lmao#jeanne talks
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I am COOKING ✨️
My OC is watching me, utterly terrified-
I am.... so close to caving and making a thunderbirds/captain scarlet crossover oc,,, I've been watching the new captain scarlet series for fun lately and oh man does it make me miss the original
#me: what if Scott had a ✨️twin✨️#also me: go on#me: and said twin sister was a spectrum hopeful#also me: uhhuh#me: and by some twist of fate also got mysteron'd (but uses the ncs mysteron method instead of original to be different from scarlet)#also me: ...gENIUS-#so yeah that's what we're currently workinh with#she's nowhere near done#but since original cs (ocs?) and ncs have a different way of mysteroning people I figured I'd use that to my advantage#in the “oh well they used the og method on scarlet it didn't always end favorably so tried a new method on her... which also failed”#ie instead of cloning her they reanimated her#(in ncs it's described as the host knowing what their body is doing but they're a backseat passenger so can't stop it)#(but I'm gonna say that girliepop fought them out or smth)#either way both her and Scarlet end up bonding over being ex-mysterons#that'll be a fun convo for her when Scott eventually finds out#anyway#back to daydreaming about it >:)
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neg in tags
#i have always done this i'm always back to the tumblrs to fight my demons in the tags#i regret my major soooo badly#but what else would i do otherwise?#i'm sorry to all the ppl who hate ppl going into cs bc of money bc yes that is me but i really didn't know what elese to do yknow#i really wish that i had more approachable cs friends#i hate feeling like a burden but that's all i do academically#like i think i got much much better social skills wise and i met a lot of good friends who appreciate me for who i am#(but even then i'm afraid that i'll annoy them or not show them enough love and they'll leave me)#but academics wise??? i feel horrid#i need to work harder but i have such an aversion to failure i sometimes get nauseous thinking about doing work#LOL fml i need to fail!! i need to try!! to get better#but it's genuinely so difficult#it's july already i'm gonna go into my second year soon#i wish time would pass by slower#i'm tired of this damn project i really wish i had paired up with someone who actually wanted to do well#but noooo i choose someone who doesn't care and i have to carry this damn thing#but i am so tired and there's no one to drag me across the finish line#and i finally got a taste of freedom and happiness when i was living on campus and now that i'm back home i'm back to being so tired#there's no need to fight demons if i keep running#rambles
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Ozzgin more than ever I really need a hacker yandere out to fight injustice done against me. Because why was my bank account hacked and someone tried it ed to steal 500$ bucks from me. Luckily I was able to lock my card and my bank is sending me a new one but I'm so so anxious at this point 😭
Yandere hacker would never let some twerps swindle me for my money like this(I'm sure they're a bunch of kids since the person tried to buy cs go ). He cares deeply for my digital footprints.
Oof, sorry it happened to you, pookie. Though I doubt a yandere would help you out of the goodness of his heart... content: gender neutral reader, obsessive behavior, manipulation, stalking
Yandere!Hacker always makes sure that your digital presence remains untouched. Through some sheer luck or unknown forces, you've never had to deal with any kind of online misfortune. You'll offer your friends a sympathetic smile whenever they bemoan the persistence of some internet pervert, but you've been spared of such predatory approaches.
You'd almost be tempted to believe that these said malicious attacks are mere myths meant to scare the unseasoned traveler. You've never been hacked, never been scammed, never had your data or photos stolen from anywhere. Maybe you're just particularly careful, you tell yourself.
In reality, you've been under the watchful gaze of your online stalker. He dutifully keeps track of every move and every click you make. If someone were to save one of your photos for later purposes, for example, he'd immediately track them down and make sure they can never access a computer again.
Yandere!Hacker doesn't protect you out of pure, selfless intentions, however. When it comes to invading your privacy, he's a meticulous sleuth constantly outdoing himself. It's just, you see, no one else should have this kind of control over you. From the moment he stumbled upon your profile, he knew you'd be his. Thus, he can't allow anyone else to interfere with his grand adoration.
Your dating apps always fail to show you any matches, your flirty messages from suitors never arrive. He'll watch through the webcam he's hacked into as you sigh, disappointed, from yet another case of being ghosted. Oh, sweet, darling (Y/N), give him a little more time.
Yandere!Hacker isn't quite satisfied with watching you from afar. While it certainly is endearing to observe you in your raw, innocent obliviousness, while he frequently touches himself to the exhilaration of voyeurism, being a passive bystander can become exceptionally boring. He often wonders if your skin is as soft as it looks, or if you smell as sweet as he likes to imagine.
"This can't be..."
Tears well in your eyes as you stare, helpless, at the notification: your bank account has been drained. Someone must've emptied it, and - as a consequence - you are now utterly penniless. Just as another sob escapes your mouth, your screen lights up with a new message. An acquaintance you don't remember too well.
"Is everything alright with you, (Y/N)? I just wanted to remind you that you can always count on me for anything. I mean it."
He leans back in his chair with a grin. Now he waits. You're desperate enough that it shouldn't require much convincing for you to move in with him. Of course you can have his spare room. No, he truly doesn't need anything in return. You're his dear friend, and he's at your service.
You can always rely on him.
[More Yandere Stories]
#yandere hacker#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere x darling#yandere scenarios#yandere imagines#yandere headcanons
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I looooved Stains! Thank you so much for that and all you do for our mental health in these turbulent times.
Here's another request for your very long list of requests :) Reader and the Mikaelson family are very close friends. She used to have a little fling with Klaus maybe, best friends with Rebekah and so on. Elijah is always shy and Rebekah and Reader are trying to set him up after realizing he's been a monk since his last relationship ended. Elijah is failing hard at all the set-up attempts because he is madly in love with Reader. Eventually, smut ensues :)
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{Elijah Mikaelson x f!Reader} A playful night of banter leads to Elijah's siblings setting him up on a dating app, but the only match he wants is you...
♡♡ Ahhh!!! Thank you so much, @originals23, for this amazing request! I’ve been stuck in a bit of a writing slump lately (I even scrapped my New Year’s fic... I’m so sorry, I just wasn’t happy with it). But your ideas always light a spark of inspiration for me! Thank you, and I hope you enjoy this! ♡♡
6.9k words - Warnings: smutt, dating apps, drinking, mutual pining, Elijah in a vesttt (hot & underrated), teasing, kissing, oral (m!receiving), super sappy and romantic, mild jealousy, Kol being such a little shit, Klaus being Klaus, Rebekah always trying her best, Elijah being shy and sweet, && some good old-fashioned Mikaelson bullying...
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From the moment Kol walked in with a giant bottle of scotch, you knew that tonight was going to be a late one. Rebekah had called you, inviting you over for a drink and some girl time. But Kol and Klaus decided to insert themselves into the mix. You weren’t complaining; the company was good. The Mikaelsons were your closest friends, having met them years ago. Klaus had been a brief fling, but the friendship was what truly stuck.
The playful atmosphere was infectious as you all sat around the living room, laughter bubbling at some joke Klaus made. Kol poured drinks with dramatic flair, teasing Klaus about his awkward blunders with his crush, Camille. Klaus’s glare didn’t faze his younger brother in the slightest.
"I hardly think you have any room to speak. What is the state of your love life? It seems quite nonexistent," Klaus shot back, his tone laced with mock indignation.
Kol, unfazed, chuckled and took a long swig of his drink, shaking his head. "I'd like to think it is quite thriving, thank you very much," he retorted, settling onto the couch. He leaned back smugly before adding, "In fact, I had a date yesterday."
The rest of you murmured in surprise, exchanging knowing looks.
"With who?" you asked, curiosity getting the better of you as you sat next to Rebekah. She arched an eyebrow at you, clearly already anticipating Kol’s response.
"This pretty little-" Kol began with a grin, only to be cut off by his sister’s wicked smirk.
"Witch," Rebekah finished for him, and Kol’s laugh was one of agreement rather than embarrassment.
"I suppose I have a type," he admitted with an exaggerated shrug, unbothered by the teasing. His gaze flicked to you, eyes gleaming mischievously. "What about you, love?"
The sudden attention caught you mid-sip, and you glanced at him with a raised brow. "What about me?" you asked, setting your glass down and wiping the excess liquid off your lips.
Kol’s wicked grin widened. "We all know Niklaus has thoroughly disappointed you, so I’m sure you’ve found someone more worthy to keep your bed warm."
Klaus scoffed loudly before you could respond. "Hardly disappointing. We had a grand time," he insisted, smirking at you with a glint of pride.
This time, your playful grin faltered for just a second. The memory of your fleeting fling with Klaus still lingered, though it was far behind you. While the chemistry between you and Klaus had fizzled into camaraderie, you couldn’t help the pang of something unspoken when your thoughts drifted elsewhere…toward another Mikaelson.
You shrugged, masking your thoughts with a casual smile. "Nik did just fine. Better than most of the men I find myself with," you quipped, winking at Klaus. His dimples deepened in a smug grin, clearly satisfied with your answer.
Kol, never one to let a moment slide, laughed heartily. "Those dating apps not doing you any favors, darling?" he taunted, causing you and Rebekah to share a knowing chuckle.
"Here, Kol, see for yourself," you replied, tossing him your phone with a grin that was a mix of challenge and resignation. Kol’s eyes lit up with delight as he caught it effortlessly.
He immediately began swiping through your dating app, his expression shifting between mock horror and glee. Rebekah leaned over his shoulder, giggling at the profiles and messages he unearthed.
"Men these days," Kol lamented dramatically, "back in my day, we wrote poems and courted properly. This is far too impersonal."
You raised an eyebrow, unable to resist. "Is that how you charm all the young witches? With poetry?"
Kol grinned, unabashed. "Oh, I hardly need to do any charming. They fall over themselves for me. It’s quite endearing."
"You are such a womanizer," Rebekah pointed out, shaking her head at Kol. Klaus, surprisingly, nodded in agreement, raising his glass to emphasize the point.
"You know who isn’t?" Kol mused, still swiping through the dating app on your phone. "Elijah."
The mention of Elijah caught your attention, and your curiosity piqued. "When was the last time he was in a relationship?" you asked, genuinely intrigued. You tried to recall, but nothing serious came to mind. Elijah had always seemed… reserved in that regard.
Before Kol or Rebekah could answer, they glanced behind you, their faces lighting up with amusement. You followed their gaze and felt your stomach do a little flip. Elijah had appeared, clad in a crisp white button-down and a tailored vest that seemed to fit him too perfectly for your peace of mind.
He greeted everyone with a polite smile before effortlessly slipping into the seat beside you. As he leaned over and stole your glass, his proximity made your pulse quicken. He took a sip, closing his eyes briefly as if savoring the taste, and then turned his attention to you.
"It has been a while," he replied smoothly, finally answering your question. "Why do you ask?"
For a moment, you were distracted. Not just by his words, but by the way his shirt hugged his frame and the way his sleeves were rolled up just enough to reveal strong forearms. You realized he was waiting for an answer, and heat rushed to your cheeks.
"I-I… we were wondering when you were going to get back out there," you stammered, your usual composure faltering under his steady gaze. Elijah had a way of doing that, making you nervous in the most exhilarating way.
"It has been a while," he admitted, his voice calm and measured as he shrugged. His siblings, however, were far less composed, their expressions brimming with mischief. "What?" Elijah asked, his tone tinged with suspicion.
"How long? Weeks? Months?" Kol asked, his grin widening. Then, raising his eyebrows with mock disbelief, he added, "Years?"
"None of your business," Elijah replied, a small but unmistakable smile tugging at his lips. His usual composure didn’t falter, but there was a flicker of exasperated fondness in his tone.
"Oh, it's definitely years," Klaus exclaimed with a bark of laughter. "That is quite a long time. I am shocked you have not gone mad." He took a long sip of his drink, smirking over the rim of his glass.
Elijah rolled his eyes, brushing off their jabs with practiced ease. "It hasn’t been that long," he insisted, though his siblings’ skepticism was palpable.
"Sure, sure," Rebekah teased, sharing a conspiratorial glance with Kol. You couldn’t help but laugh, shaking your head at their antics. The Mikaelson siblings were relentless when it came to teasing each other.
"I have an idea," Rebekah said suddenly, a devilish glint in her eye. "Let’s make you a dating profile." Before Elijah could protest, she was already reaching for his phone.
"You are not putting me on a dating website," Elijah said firmly, his brow furrowing as he attempted to grab his phone back. Rebekah, ever the quick one, held it just out of his reach, sticking her tongue out like a mischievous child.
"I think it’s a great idea," Klaus chimed in with a smirk. "You could use the release. Perhaps it will even help dislodge the stick in your ass." His laugh echoed through the room as Elijah retaliated by tossing a throw pillow at him.
Rebekah ignored the commotion and began typing on Elijah’s phone. "Let’s see… what should your bio say?" she mused aloud. Kol leaned over her shoulder, already snickering as he threw out suggestions.
"How about, 'Hi, my name is Elijah Mikaelson: your next regret. I specialize in brooding, being a bore, and eating pus-'" Kol’s suggestion was abruptly cut off by Rebekah’s sharp interruption.
"Too far, Kol!" she scolded, though she could barely suppress her own laughter.
Elijah shook his head, his expression a mix of amusement and annoyance.
Klaus, having recovered from his own laughter, chimed in, "You forgot, 'Hi, I’m Elijah. Chivalry isn’t dead because I refuse to let it die. Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for anyone who crosses my family.'"
For a moment, Elijah gave him the sternest of looks, but then his lips betrayed him, curving into a reluctant smile. You caught the faint crinkle at the corners of his eyes, and it made your heart skip a beat.
"I do just fine without any of this nonsense," he said, gesturing to the phones.
Kol was quick to retort, "Well, clearly that’s not the case if it’s been years since you’ve been laid," his cheeky grin earning a round of laughter from everyone except Elijah.
"Let’s see here," Kol continued, unabashed. "What are you into?"
"You know the answer to that, Kol. It'll be something boring like books and classical music," Rebekah quipped, not even glancing up from the phone as she continued crafting Elijah’s profile.
"Those things aren't boring," you interjected, your tone firmer than you intended. You glanced at Elijah, catching the way his gaze softened in response. He offered you a small, grateful smile, the kind that made your stomach flutter despite yourself.
"Okay, I'm almost done," Rebekah announced, clearly pleased with herself as her fingers danced over the screen. A triumphant grin spread across her face. "There we go! Your profile is all set," she said, tossing his phone back to him.
Elijah caught it effortlessly, letting out a resigned sigh. "This is ridiculous," he muttered, though he dutifully swiped through the profiles, his brows furrowing slightly as he took in the absurdity of it all.
You leaned over his shoulder, your curiosity getting the better of you. His proximity sent a wave of warmth coursing through you, but you focused on the screen. "Look, you’ve got a message already!" you exclaimed, pointing out the flashing notification.
"Oh, please no," he said with a weary shake of his head, clearly dreading whatever awaited him.
"Read it aloud," Rebekah urged, pouring herself another generous glass of scotch, her eyes alight with amusement.
"What’s the point? He’s going to turn them down anyway," Klaus drawled, swirling his drink lazily.
"I’m curious as to what she’s going to say," Kol added, his grin positively wicked as he leaned in for a better look.
"She’s really pretty," you observed, noting the woman’s profile picture. Your tone was meant to sound detached, but a trace of something else…envy?..slipped through. Elijah let out a heavy sigh, his finger hovering over the message before finally opening it.
His cheeks turned a faint shade of pink as he read the text, his usually composed expression betraying a flicker of embarrassment. "You can’t be serious," he murmured, his voice low as he kept his eyes fixed on the screen.
From your angle, you caught enough of the message to know it was... bold. The woman wasn’t shy about what she wanted, and she was eager to meet him later that night. Your chest tightened, an unwelcome pang of jealousy sparking before you quickly brushed it aside.
"Oh, I’m dying to know what it says," Rebekah pressed, leaning closer in her attempt to sneak a look. "What’s her name?"
"Amanda," Elijah muttered, still scrolling through the message as if hoping it would suddenly become more tasteful.
"I bet it’s kinky," Kol teased, his voice dripping with mischief. His grin only widened when Elijah shot him a sharp glare.
"I will not dignify that with a response," Elijah said, slipping his phone back into his pocket with a firm finality. "Besides, I have no desire to go out tonight," he added, finishing his drink in a single, graceful motion.
"Oh, come on," you found yourself saying, nudging him lightly. "She’s gorgeous and looks like a lot of fun. Just meet up with her."
The words felt foreign as they left your lips, like they belonged to someone else entirely. Why were you encouraging him? Perhaps it was the alcohol clouding your judgment, or maybe it was a feeble attempt to appear unaffected. But deep down, the idea of him spending the night with another woman gnawed at you.
"As much as I appreciate the effort, I have no interest," Elijah said, his tone firm but calm. He poured himself another glass of scotch, his movements graceful and unhurried. "Besides, I've never been one for one-night stands."
"Why not? You should live a little," Rebekah mused, her gaze flickering between you two as if sensing the unspoken tension.
"It's not that I don’t enjoy life," Elijah countered, his voice steady. "I simply choose not to act on every impulse."
"So, you've never had a fling? Just for the hell of it?" you asked, genuinely surprised. The thought of someone as composed as Elijah letting go of his control intrigued you.
"I highly recommend it," Klaus interjected, a smirk tugging at his lips as he gave you a knowing look.
You quickly averted your eyes, heat creeping up your neck. You didn’t want Klaus to think his past fling with you still lingered in your mind. Clearing your throat, you forced a casual tone. "Well, it’s just not healthy to go without some kind of release. That’s all I’m saying."
Elijah’s lips curved upward, his expression almost teasing. "I’ve been alive for centuries. I think I’ll manage," he replied, taking a deliberate sip of his drink.
"Alright, alright, well, we tried," Rebekah said with a laugh, effectively steering the conversation elsewhere. Yet, as the banter continued around you, you found it impossible to focus.
Your mind was spinning, refusing to let go of the idea of Elijah… with someone else. You tried to dismiss the thought, but instead, it spiraled into something entirely different. Unbidden, an image of him shirtless, his composure unraveling, flooded your thoughts. The heat that crept up your cheeks was undeniable now.
You attempted to shake it off, but every glance in his direction seemed to pull you deeper. The way his tongue flicked to catch the remnants of scotch on his lips, the slow bob of his Adam’s apple as he swallowed, the way his sleeves were rolled just high enough to reveal strong, lean forearms. It was all maddeningly distracting.
But what captivated you most was his smile. Those faint creases around his eyes when he smiled. That smile that was both rare and disarming…made him impossibly handsome. It wasn’t just the smile itself; it was the way it softened his otherwise sharp, controlled features. Those creases hinted at warmth beneath his stoic exterior, and every time you saw them, your heart fluttered.
"(Y/N)?" Rebekah’s voice jolted you out of your thoughts.
"Huh? What?" you asked, blinking rapidly as you looked around the room.
"You’re flushed. Are you alright?" Rebekah asked, concern furrowing her brow.
"I think I’ve had a bit too much," you said quickly, forcing a nervous laugh.
You reached for your phone, desperate for a distraction. Scrolling through your notifications, you tried to focus on something, anything, that wasn’t Elijah. But when you opened the dating app, you froze.
There it was: Elijah’s profile. Rebekah had chosen a group photo for him, zooming in on his face, because the man had never taken a single selfie in his life. He looked effortlessly perfect, dressed in a three-piece suit, his hair slicked back, dimples on display, and his eyes warm yet piercing. Without thinking, your thumb swiped right.
The realization hit you like a freight train when Elijah’s phone buzzed almost immediately. He ignored it at first, leaving it face down on the table as he continued chatting with his siblings. Panic bubbled in your chest. Had you really just… matched with him? With him sitting right next to you?
Your hands were clammy, your heart racing as another buzz sounded. Elijah reached for his phone casually, swiping it open. His brows furrowed slightly as he read the notification, his expression shifting from confusion to stillness. Then, as if in slow motion, a small smile crept across his face. Those familiar creases at the corners of his eyes deepened, and your breath caught in your throat.
"Well, what does it say?" Kol asked, clearly reveling in the suspense.
Elijah didn’t respond immediately. Instead, he slid his phone into his pocket. His eyes met yours, and that small smile widened into something warmer, something that made your chest tighten and your pulse quicken. "Looks like I might have some fun after all," he murmured, his voice low and velvety.
Your heart skipped a beat, and a rush of heat coursed through you. Despite yourself, you couldn’t hide the grin that tugged at your lips. What had you done? And why did his reaction make you feel so… giddy?
"What? Who messaged you?" Rebekah asked.
"It’s nothing," he said dismissively, finishing his drink with a calmness that belied the electricity sparking between you.
"Oh, come on, just tell us!" Klaus pressed, a smug smile tugging at his lips. "Did you receive some nudes?"
Kol chuckled, leaning forward eagerly. "Please say yes."
Elijah rolled his eyes, his expression a mix of exasperation and fond amusement. "No, I did not," he replied, his tone calm but laced with dry humor. The corner of his mouth curved upward ever so slightly.
"You are impossible," Rebekah huffed, crossing her arms. Her annoyance at being left in the dark was clear.
Elijah straightened, adjusting his sleeves with characteristic precision. "This has been fun, but I have to go. Some of us actually have work to do tomorrow," he said smoothly, rising to his feet.
Rebekah rolled her eyes, muttering something under her breath as he moved to leave.
"Goodnight," Elijah called, his voice steady as he glanced at each of his siblings. When his gaze finally settled on you, the rest of the room seemed to fade into the background. That magical smile returned, his features softening as his eyes lingered on yours. Your stomach flipped, a warmth spreading through your chest.
"Goodnight," you managed, your voice barely above a whisper. There was a tightness in your chest, an anticipation that left you breathless. He lingered a moment longer, his eyes holding yours as if trying to convey something unspoken. Then, with a faint smile and a slight tilt of his head, he turned and disappeared upstairs.
One by one, the remaining Mikaelson siblings retired to their rooms until only you and Klaus were left. The silence between you was comfortable, broken only by the occasional clink of glasses as you both sipped on scotch.
"So," Klaus began, his voice soft as he broke the silence. "Want to go up to my room?" His tone was casual, but there was something thoughtful in his gaze as he regarded you.
You couldn’t deny the pull of his charm or the familiarity between you. It would have been so easy. To let yourself fall into old patterns, to escape into the comfort of his arms and forget everything else. But tonight, something was different.
"Not tonight," you replied with a sad smile, brushing the back of his hand affectionately. "Cami wouldn’t be very happy with you," you teased gently, hoping to lighten the moment.
"Fair enough," he relented, though a flicker of disappointment crossed his features. After a pause, his lips curved into a wry grin. "I guess Elijah wouldn’t approve either."
You blinked, startled by the mention. Before you could respond, Klaus continued, his voice quieter this time. "If there was ever anyone worthy of my brother, it’s you. You two deserve each other," he mused, his tone tinged with an unreadable emotion.
The sincerity in his words left you momentarily stunned. "Thanks," you murmured, your voice soft, unsure of what else to say.
Klaus chuckled, draining the last of his drink. "Now, get out of here," he said, his tone turning playful. "And tell my brother I said hello."
His wink was mischievous, and you couldn’t help but laugh. Just as you stood to leave, your phone buzzed in your hand. Glancing down, you saw a message from Elijah. Your breath caught.
Klaus leaned over with unabashed curiosity, catching a glimpse of the screen. His brows lifted, a smirk spreading across his face. "He’s not wasting any time," he quipped, earning an eye roll and a glare from you.
"Shut up," you muttered, though a smile tugged at your lips despite yourself. As you turned to leave, a wave of nervous anticipation washed over you. You had no idea what awaited you upstairs, but the thought of seeing Elijah in private sent a shiver of excitement through your body.
"Goodnight," you called over your shoulder, already halfway out the door.
"Good luck," Klaus called back, his laughter following you as you ascended the staircase.
The walk to Elijah’s room was a blur. Your pulse quickened with every step, your mind racing with possibilities. When you finally reached his door, your knuckles felt shaky as you knocked. The moments that followed felt endless until the door opened, revealing him.
Elijah stood there, his hair slightly disheveled, his sleeves rolled up to his forearms. He looked less composed than usual but no less striking. His gaze flickered over you, a faint smile curving his lips.
"Hey," you managed, your voice catching in your throat.
"Hey," he replied, his voice low and warm. His eyes roamed over you, his appreciation evident, and for a moment, the space between you seemed to disappear.
"So," he began, his voice steady, his eyes searching yours. "Did you get my message?"
Your heart fluttered, each beat reverberating in your chest. "Yes," you murmured, suddenly breathless under the weight of his gaze.
He tilted his head slightly, his lips curving into a faint smile, his eyes never leaving yours. "And?" he prompted, his tone soft but teasing.
"And... I'm here," you said, your voice trembling, the words escaping more unsteadily than you intended.
That smile deepened, his eyes twinkling with amusement and something far more intense. "Would you like to come in?" he asked, gesturing inside.
You nodded, unable to find your voice, your pulse hammering in your ears. He stepped aside, his gaze still locked on yours as you crossed the threshold. The door clicked shut behind you, and suddenly, the air between you felt heavier, charged. The tension was almost tangible, a magnetic pull keeping you rooted to the spot as he moved closer.
The silence stretched, the tingling warmth of his presence washing over you. For a moment, you were paralyzed by indecision. Should you kiss him? Was he about to kiss you?
Then, as if reading your thoughts, his lips met yours. The kiss was soft at first, tentative, his hands coming up to cradle your face with a tenderness that made your knees weak. Your fingers curled into the fabric of his shirt, pulling him closer, desperate to close the gap between you.
He broke the kiss first, his breathing uneven, his dark eyes fixed on yours with an intensity that sent a shiver down your spine. "I have to admit, I’m surprised," he murmured, his voice low.
You blinked, trying to focus despite the lingering sensation of his lips on yours. "About what?" you asked, your voice barely above a whisper.
"You. This. Everything," he said, his expression softening, though his gaze remained searching. "I thought you only had eyes for Niklaus," he teased gently, though there was something deeper in his tone, as if he was testing the waters.
You hesitated, hyper-aware of how close you were standing. The heat radiating off his body, the faint scent of his cologne, the brush of his breath against your skin. "It wasn’t anything serious," you said quietly, your words tentative but honest.
His thumb brushed along your jawline, the gesture achingly tender. "So, you're single then," he murmured, his voice dipping lower, the sound a mix of relief and desire.
"Yes," you breathed, the word barely audible.
"Good," he whispered, his lips ghosting over yours, so close you could feel the warmth of his breath. "Because I have no intention of sharing you."
The possessive edge in his tone sent a thrill down your spine, igniting something deep within you. Before you could respond, his lips were on yours again, this time with more urgency. The kiss was deeper, hungrier, his tongue parting your lips and exploring, tasting you in a way that made your knees buckle.
You groaned softly, the sound muffled by his mouth, and began fumbling with the buttons on his vest, desperate to remove the barriers between you. He smiled against your lips, his hands sliding down your back to cup your ass, pulling you against him with a boldness that surprised you.
You had expected his gentlemanly demeanor to carry over, but his touch was insistent, his movements deliberate and confident. His grip tightened, and before you knew it, he had lifted you effortlessly, your legs wrapping around his waist instinctively.
Your heart pounded as he carried you to the bed, the world narrowing to the feel of his body pressed against yours and the heat building between you. When he laid you down gently, his weight above you, the realization hit. You wanted this. Every moment, every touch, every kiss.
This was happening.
Your fingers tangled in his hair, pulling him closer as he trailed kisses along your jawline and down the sensitive column of your neck. You continued to fumble with the buttons on his vest, the task made more difficult by his mouth, which was now exploring the sensitive skin below your ear.
"Impatient, aren't we?" he whispered, his lips grazing the shell of your ear, the sound making your skin tingle.
"Maybe a little," you gasped, arching your hips into his as he bit down gently, his tongue soothing the mark immediately after.
You felt his weight shift as he shrugged off his vest, the sound of fabric falling to the floor making your heart race even faster. His hands were everywhere, firm yet gentle. As though he couldn’t decide whether to savor or devour you.
His hands slid down your sides, tracing the curve of your waist and settling on your hips. His grip tightened, pulling you flush against him, and you couldn’t help the soft moan that escaped you at the contact. Every move, every touch seemed to stoke the fire between you, the heat building to an unbearable intensity.
You tugged at the collar of his shirt, urging him to remove it, the need for his bare skin against yours overwhelming. With a low chuckle, he pulled away long enough to comply, discarding the shirt onto the growing pile of clothing.
You had always suspected he was hiding an impressive physique underneath his suit, but the sight of him still managed to catch you off guard. Toned muscles, smooth skin, those broad shoulders… and those arms. God, his arms.
You traced the outline of his bicep appreciatively, your fingers moving upward to follow the lines of his collarbone. He watched you explore, the way your eyes moved over his chest, following the faint trail of dark hair leading to his abdomen. A hint of a smirk pulled at his lips, clearly enjoying the effect he was having on you.
You felt your cheeks go warm, and you reached down and pulled your dress up and over your head in one fluid motion. It was his turn to blush, the look on his face shifting from amusement to unmistakable desire. His gaze trailed over you, taking in the sight of your newly exposed skin, his eyes darkening with need.
"You are so beautiful," he whispered, dipping his head to plant kisses along your collarbone, his lips brushing against the tops of your breasts.
He shifted his weight, rolling you both onto your sides. His hand lifting your thigh and hooking your leg around his hip, and his fingertips grazed the soft skin on the inside. Your eyes met his, and the heat pooling between your legs was impossible to ignore.
His fingers gently grazed the edge of your panties, the fabric already soaked through with need. He let out a soft groan at the discovery, his thumb moving steadily over the little nub of nerves through the thin cotton.
A sharp intake of breath was all you could manage as his deft fingers continued their torture. He was drawing patterns against the fabric, sending jolts of pleasure through your body with every stroke. Your hips rocked against him, your hands pressed into his chest, nails digging into his skin.
He hummed softly, a hint of amusement in the sound. He was enjoying this. Seeing you squirm beneath him, reduced to a mess of desire. Your eyes met his, and his gaze was filled with a mix of fondness and lust.
"Don't tease," you managed, your voice hoarse with need.
"As you wish," he murmured, slipping his hand inside your panties.
He was nothing like Klaus, who was rough and urgent, taking what he wanted and giving just enough to leave you wanting more. No, Elijah was a different beast entirely.
You felt his fingers trace your entrance, slick and ready for him, before finally easing inside. He groaned, a sound so low and primal it made your toes curl. You arched into his hand, the feeling of his thick fingers filling you completely.
"'Lijah," you gasped, your words trailing off into a breathless moan as he began moving inside you with deep, slow strokes.
He continued his unhurried pace, smiling as he watched you squirm and pant beside him. His thumb returned to circle your clit, the combination exquisite. He seemed to know exactly how you liked it. How much pressure to apply, when to quicken the pace, when to slow down. All you could do was cling to him, your head spinning as wave after wave of pleasure coursed through your body.
You felt the familiar pressure building, and you closed your eyes, lost in the sensation. His free hand cupped your cheek, tilting your chin up. Your eyes fluttered open to meet his, dark and intense.
"Eyes on me," he whispered, his voice commanding but tender.
You couldn't look away, caught in his spell, as your release began to crest. You felt him increase the pressure, the rhythmic stroking of his fingers pushing you over the edge. A sharp cry left your lips as the tension snapped, ripples of pleasure spreading through your body.
Your fingers curled into his skin, nails leaving crescent-shaped marks on his shoulder. He looked down at the marks, a small, satisfied smile curving his lips.
You kissed him slowly, lazily, your body still humming with pleasure. He wrapped his arms around you, pulling you closer, his erection pressing against your thigh, a silent plea.
You reached between you, cupping his length through his pants, he let out a soft hiss, watching you through hooded eyes, his breath coming in shallow gasps. His pupils were dilated, his cheeks flushed.
"Let me take care of you now," you whispered, palming his length.
He nodded, his lips parting in anticipation as you reached for his belt. You made quick work of it, freeing his erection from its confines.
You hummed appreciatively, admiring the way he filled your palm, so hard and smooth. With your other hand you pushed on his chest, guiding him to lie flat, his head on the pillow.
Your heart thudded as you positioned yourself over him, taking in the sight of him, laid out before you. His eyes were filled with anticipation and need, his expression almost boyish. He looked almost... innocent? Nervous? It was hard to read.
With a wicked grin, you bent down and wrapped your lips around him, sucking gently. A guttural moan tore from his throat, his hands finding their way into your hair. He didn't push, but held on as if his life depended on it.
You swirled your tongue around the tip, teasing and tasting. You took him further, relaxing your throat to accommodate his length. You moaned around him, the vibration eliciting a gasp from him.
You pressed a hand into his hips, keeping him steady, as your head bobbed up and down. Your other hand stroked the base of his shaft, coaxing him further, deeper. His hips jerked, trying to gain leverage, but your grip was firm.
His breathing was ragged, his chest rising and falling in short bursts. You had never seen him so disheveled, so undone. It was a heady feeling. Knowing that you were responsible for making the most refined man you had ever known fall apart.
You continued working him, using every trick you knew, drawing him closer and closer to the edge. He was murmuring things, his words tumbling out in a string of barely coherent compliments.
You hummed, enjoying his incoherence, the way his fingers tugged at your hair. The pressure was building, his breath becoming shorter and shallower. He was so close, you could taste it. You pulled back slightly, your tongue swirling around the tip once more.
He let out a low groan, his hips stilling as he spilled into your mouth. You swallowed him greedily, savoring the taste of him, the sounds he made.
You looked up at him, taking in the sight of his parted lips, the sheen of sweat covering his forehead. He looked beautiful. Wild and untamed. And completely yours.
The realization washed over you, sending a jolt of something unfamiliar through your body. Before you could examine it, he was pulling you underneath him, taking back control. His lips found yours, kissing you deeply, his hands sliding under your hips, pressing you closer.
The two of you just kissed for awhile, unhurried, enjoying the feel of each other. Your fingers explored his body, learning every dip and curve, committing him to memory.
"I must confess, it actually has been years," he said suddenly, breaking the silence. His words were spoken into the crook of your neck, his voice slightly muffled.
You couldn't help the laugh that bubbled up, his confession so unexpected.
"It's alright, I won't tell anyone," you teased, carding your fingers through his hair.
He leaned back, his eyes shining with amusement. "That would be preferable," he agreed, planting a kiss on the underside of your jaw.
"The wait was worth it," he whispered, his voice low and full of promise.
You couldn't stop the blush that crept up your neck, his words sending a fresh wave of heat through your body. He had that effect on you. Making you feel things you had never experienced before. He was so commanding yet tender. So confident, yet vulnerable.
You tugged him closer, wanting to be engulfed by his scent, his warmth. He obliged, slowly parting your legs with his knee, his erection pressing into the apex of your thighs.
He leaned down, his lips ghosting over yours, his breath warm against your cheek. "Is this okay?" he whispered, his question genuine.
You nodded, not used to the way he was taking his time. You had never had someone take such care, treating your body like something delicate, precious. It was an odd feeling, and you found yourself craving it, eager to see what he would do next.
He brushed his nose against yours, a tender gesture, his hands lifting your thighs, pressing them against your stomach. You could feel his hard length against you, but he remained still, his gaze searching yours.
You realized he was waiting for an invitation. "Please," you breathed, unable to say more, your mind too focused on the feel of him, the heat building inside you.
His fingers gripped the back of your thighs, the pressure enough to bruise, as he eased into you slowly. Your eyes fluttered shut, his thickness stretching you, filling you completely. You moaned, your fingers digging into his biceps.
He began to move, his thrusts slow and deliberate, each one sending waves of pleasure coursing through your body. He set a perfect rhythm, his hips rolling against yours in a way that left you breathless.
Your hips rose to meet his, colliding in perfect harmony, his breath warm against your cheek. He murmured words of encouragement, his voice hoarse and low. Your name escaped his lips in a breathless gasp, the sound almost a prayer.
You could feel his love, his admiration, in every touch, every kiss, every stroke. It wasn't just sex. It was Elijah pouring every ounce of his devotion into you. You understood why he wasn't a man for one-night stands. He couldn't separate the act from the emotion. And for some reason, you couldn't either. Not with him.
His hands slid to your hips, steadying your movements as he slowed his thrusts, savoring the way you fit together. "Perfect," he breathed, his lips grazing the side of your neck, his breath hot on your skin.
"Elijah," you whimpered, his name escaping in a gasp.
He was unraveling you, piece by piece, every thrust bringing you closer to the edge. You could feel the pressure building, the familiar heat pooling deep inside you. You closed your eyes, your fingers curling into his skin as the first waves of your orgasm washed over you.
"That’s it," Elijah whispered, his voice like velvet against your ear, low and intimate.
Your body trembled, a moan escaping your lips as the waves of pleasure crashed over you, your body tensing, then relaxing. He rode you through it, his own release following yours, he groaned, his forehead resting against yours.
For a moment, the world around you faded away, your thoughts only of him. You breathed each other in, the two of you still joined, hearts racing.
When the fog cleared, and reality came rushing back, all you could think about was the way his skin felt against yours. His body, warm and solid above you. You had never had sex like that before. It was intense, almost spiritual. You couldn't explain it, but there was something different about him. Something you had never experienced with anyone else.
"Well, that was..." you trailed off, looking up at him through your lashes.
He met your gaze, a hint of amusement in his expression. "Indeed," he murmured, a smile tugging at the corner of his lips.
You let out a soft giggle, your cheeks warming under the weight of his stare. You snuggled into his chest, his strong arm wrapping around you, holding you close.
You stayed like that for a while, enjoying the feel of his bare skin against yours. Your fingers absently traced patterns along his chest, his heartbeat steady and strong. You had never felt more content, more at ease.
"You're welcome to stay," he whispered, his lips brushing against the top of your head.
You hummed in agreement, letting him pull the blankets around you. You couldn't remember the last time you had felt so comfortable. So safe.
The soft buzzing of his phone pulled you both back to reality, a reminder that the world outside still existed. Elijah sighed, the sound half-amused, half-irritated.
"Who is it?" you asked, the question partially muffled by his chest.
"It doesn't matter," he replied, his voice soft and reassuring.
You lifted your head, looking at the screen, and noticed all the messages notifications from the dating app. You chuckled.
"Someone is popular," you said, teasing him lightly.
He shrugged, a sheepish look on his face. You reached out and opened a message from one of his many suitors, a blonde woman who was unafraid to get right to the point.
‘My place? ;)’, the message read, along with a very provocative picture.
"I don't understand why people think sending a photo like that is appropriate," Elijah mused, his tone indignant.
You burst out laughing, the thought of Elijah, in all his old-fashioned glory, unable to comprehend the dating app culture, was too much.
"Oh come on, don't tell me you didn't expect this," you teased, poking him gently in the ribs.
He caught your hand, bringing it up to his lips, the gesture so intimate, you could feel your cheeks flush.
"I'm aware of what dating apps are for, I'm just not interested in the kind of attention she's offering," he replied, his eyes meeting yours, the warmth in his gaze making your heart race.
"It's not all bad, you know," you said, a hint of mischief in your voice. "It worked for us," you pointed out.
He arched an eyebrow, his expression thoughtful. "I suppose you're right," he conceded, his lips curving into a small smile. "But we would have ended up here regardless," he added, his confidence unwavering.
"Is that so?" you replied, trying to hide the way your heart was hammering against your chest.
"Yes," he said simply, the certainty in his voice leaving no room for doubt.
"And why is that?" you pressed, enjoying the way he was looking at you, his gaze full of adoration.
“This,” he murmured, his voice low and steady, “was always meant to happen. You and I… we’re inevitable.”
You smiled softly, your fingers brushing along his jawline. “Inevitable,” you repeated, the word tasting like a promise on your tongue. Whatever doubts or fears you had melted away in the warmth of his gaze, the quiet certainty that seemed to anchor you to this moment. As his arms tightened around you, pulling you closer, you realized that this was exactly where you were meant to be.
Wrapped in his embrace, your future unfolding one shared heartbeat at a time.
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˗ˏˋ pornstar!chris films with someone new ‧₊˚



꒰part two ✩꒱ (coming soon)
creeping into chris' condo as quiet as possible with a wrapped gift in hand, a large smile took up most of your face at the thought of him opening it. though, the more you explored the area, the more discouraged you got before eventually giving up with a loud sigh at the realization that he wasn't home. but then, where was he? he always told you when he was going to be out, but today? he didn't even so much as leave you a text.
if not for chris updating you on his whereabouts becoming routine, you truthfully would've thought nothing of his sudden absence, but with a confused look on your face, you found yourself setting his christmas present on the coffee table in front of you to plop down onto his couch. you slipped your phone out of your back pocket, instantly typing away at it.
it was simple and straight to the point, leaving no room for confusion; you'd never been the type to beat around the bush. you weren't upset, really—more like confused, is all. and you waited. sitting idly on his couch as you waited for that little 'delivered' alert to turn into 'read'.
it didn't.
not for a while, at least. you ended up leaving his house only about half an hour after you sent the message, seeing no reason in just sitting there overthinking it. but you still did. going on about your day, trying to distract yourself from that nagging voice in the back of your brain that whispered 'where's chris at? what's he doing?' and 'you're not special. he got bored of you, silly,' at any moment you weren't occupying your mind with something else.
you knew you were probably overreacting; being dramatic in a way chris wouldn't like if he could hear your thoughts. i mean, it's not even like you'd be that upset if he had gotten tired of you. he was only some good dick and a person to keep you company... every single day for the past month. shit, you needed to know. picking up your phone in a swift motion as you now sat on your own couch, having tried to watch a show as means to keep your mind off chris, you checked your notifications in hopes that you'd missed his text.
but something new caught your eye.
a notification from chris' twitter, far different than anything you'd imagined throughout the day. of course you clicked it, a small breath of relief coming from you as you'd immediately told yourself he must've been busy with his executives. oh, he was busy alright.
your eyebrows raised at the sight before you: a short clip of chris plowing into some blonde with big tits, her moaning and whining in such a forced way. he was grabbing and squeezing at them. i mean, shit, he wasn’t even a boobs guy. it was so unlike him, completely disregarding his original intent for his content—keep it authentic. the caption only contained the hub link, telling his fans to watch the full video there.
dread sounds about right. a look of dread spread across your face, as if you'd just witnessed your worst fear. except it wasn't your worst fear. at least you didn't think it was, until now.
without thinking, you found yourself in chris' messages again, seeing the 'delivered' alert still there like a taunt. it was a slap in the face, really. not even the fact that he'd went and filmed with someone else, but the way he'd so clearly purposely failed to give you any type of warning.
once you'd sent the message, seeing the little text below your blue message change to 'read' instantly, it all suddenly felt pointless — all the worrying throughout the day, the dread you felt when you watched the short clip chris posted, the hurt when you saw he ignored your message, and now, even the message you literally just sent to him.

w/c : 645
a/n : i'm gonna try to bust these out the best i can, but y'all might have to bare w me cs i'm proly the worlds slowest writer... this may overlap with the au calendar as well, so to be clear, this isn't my priority. if i have to postpone parts of this to keep up with the prompts, i will. that being said, hope you guys enjoy my first multi-part tumblr fic <3.
-love, your grandma cvnty ☆!
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𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐘 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄, 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐒 .ᐟ



synopsis: the boys taking care of you when you're sick ! (smau + hcs cs I love domesticity and I was listening to w2e and laufey)
chars: keigo takami, touya todoroki, tomura shigaraki
note: I was sick and mentally ill (devastating combo...) so! this was made cs I missed my babies. also, touya being rehabilitated (as always)

k. takami


- He rarely ever gets sick, so he gets home and starts panicking when he sees you next to the toilet throwing up and looking like death
- his ass is literally like “I know what to do, don't worry!” while he's running to the kitchen to google what to do before forcing you to chug medicine
- I've never seen someone more overprotective than him when you're sick. He'd be telling you to lay down the second you drag yourself off the bathroom floor
- God forbid you do any work around him, he'd give you the mom stare and tell you to go to sleep (like his ass even sleeps when he's sick…)
- he'd attempted to make chicken noodle soup but failed miserably. He put in too much salt and was like “it's fine, electrolytes are good, right??” Then he gives it to you, and even with broken taste buds, you can tell it's ass😔
- he's trying he swears, he's js not the best at taking care of sick people😔✊️ even though it kinda sucks he does put in a lot of effort and it's honestly pretty sweet even if he fucks up half the time! (When ur better tell him he did well, he'd melt even if he knows he sucked)

t. todoroki


- he doesn't know SHIT about being sick, patching up wounds and burns? ez. anything else? absolutely fried, COOKED!
- if ur horribly sick, he'd call his mom and fuyumi for advice. He'd be really aggressive while doing stuff for you, almost like he's mad, but he's not he's js aggressive 😭😭
- sucks in the kitchen, he's trying to turn on the stove but it doesn't work (or so he says), he runs back home and rei gives him a tub of soup to bring to you.
- he pretends he made it btw, reheats it and brings it to you on a tray, then goes “yeah I made it” when you praise him he looks proud and tries to hide his smile as if he fr made it (you know he didn't but ignore it)
- reads to you, don't ask why I think that he js does ‼️ you'd be laying your head on his shoulder and he's reading to you til you sleep (he's so cute clutching my stomach SOBBING)

t. shigaraki



- there's touya clueless then we have tomura clueless, tomura was taken care of by kurogiri if he got sick so he wouldn't really know what to do. He'd js try and copy what he remembers kurogiri doing😔 (he's trying his best okay‼️‼️)
- he'd do what you asked no questions, except he usually doesn't know what to do so he's js walking around clueless going “I know how to do this” (he doesn't know)
- unexpectedly, he's actually really good at making soup. He was gonna ask the chefs in the plf mansion, but he decided to try (soup is the only thing he can make without it burning)
- if you said it tasted good, he'd be grinning so hard thinking he's a chef and being all cocky & shi🙄🙄 like it wasn't allat calm down!
- when you came to find him, he jumped cs of how dead you looked and said damn, if u js started cussing him out he'd be stuttering and apologizing while trying not to giggle (beat his ass pls) (he should've stayed lost)

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fwb!jaehyun ⬂
jeong jaehyun x f!reader



a/n; saw a fake texts thing of him & i was like ‘oh this is so him’ this honestly just fell out of my brain. also these pics… im fiending | i ended up writing a fic based on this
cw: jaehyun is a douchebag! cocky fine shyt. not proof read, kissing ooohhhh, suggestive; implied couch sex😓
summary: fwb non!idol au in which jaehyun was your insta crush who ended up not living up to your delusions, so now he’s ur friend-with-benefits.
fwb!jae who’s like, one of those insta fuckboys and you somehow ended up becoming mutuals. initially, you thought you were gonna make an honest man out of him, form some sort of relationship, start dating — whatever. but on the first link up he showed his true true colors & you were like nah, let me just have some fun.
so now he hits u up at like 10:15pm tb some “hi mamas, u busy?” but like… who is busy at this time of night. which is exactly what he says when u respond w yes. so he ends up coming over after you give up fighting with him about it.
when he gets up to ur apartment you answer the door in ur pjs cs why bother dressing up,, it’s no one special— just ur fuck buddy!
that being said🥸. the pajamas in question are a pink vest, no bra & some tiny ass shorts. thrifted hollister. so when he sees the fit he fully checks you out at the door before even acknowledging you properly. asshole.
he keeps it chill for the most part. hits you with a smooth “wassup,” daps you up (gotta keep it casual ofc) and nods his backwards cap at you before sliding past you into your living room. and he doesn’t miss the chance to ghost his hand along the sliver of your stomach that can be seen between the vest and shorts. means ‘i wanna fuck.’ in jaenese. probably.
“nothings up. why you here, lowkey?” you tease him. you know why he’s here. he knows why he’s here. he just smiles at you dopily from where he made himself at home on your couch. and pats his hand on his lap expectantly.
you wanna be annoying so bad and keep bugging him but it’s lowkey too late for games tonight. and to be honest with yourself - as much as you hate to admit - needed him to come over tonight. you’d been needing that lately.
all week he’d been letting people know on his fuckboy ass instagram feed that he’d dyed his hair dirty blonde and you needed to see that shit in motion, in 3D. ASAP.
so that’s how you end up being sat down on his spread open legs, pushing your fingers through his hair and gently scratching his scalp with your acrylics. “you got your hair done?”
“did it myself.” he purses his lips at you proudly and his hands start to wander down your back.
“lying ass.”
“what? i swear.” and you just laugh at him.
“looks good.” you lower your eyes at him and his flick down to your lips so you decide to play with him— “you wanna kiss me?” but in the position y’all are currently in, he’s past the embarrassment now. he just responds with “mhm” and brings his lips up to yours.
you thought yourself that you would probably never know how jae kisses someone he’s actually into, cs when you guys get together it goes from 1 to 100 real fast. maybe 15 seconds after that first peck from him, you’re sloppily making out. his hands are going just about anywhere possible; curled up into your bundles, under the back of your vest, down your shorts to grab your ass anddd he’s getting hard under you.
& to his relief, you choose to silently acknowledge his boner, rolling your hips into his as his tongue dips into your mouth. without fail, the sloppy make out always leads from one thing to another & the horniness builds up into the two of you drying it on the couch until one of you gets restless and starts undressing the other. and it’s almost always jaehyun to lose in your unspoken competition.
whenever he comes around you always end up fucking on this poor couch— he’s probably never even seen your bedroom, let alone stayed over in there. you fuck hard and wild and loud just licking and biting all over each other. and the way he holds you while you’re riding him or he’s hovering over you, balls deep inside your pussy, you’d think the two of you have something. but as soon as he’s done beating it up, you climb off him leaving to your room with a quick “night”, and expecting him to be gone when you wake up the next morning.
& maybe this would sadden you or.. make you have a really long think while staring into space. but you have to remind yourself — he’s a dick! & nobody has time for that kind of trauma rn.
a/n: idk why but it’s lowkey so hot when a guy is an asshole… zero survival skills💔 also this was supposed to be short wtf. damn near a whole fic. anyways #needthat. ugh.
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Dominant Choso + Missionary
Choso had you completely trapped within his hold, your right leg upon his shoulder as his muscular hand cupped and groped a large, plump handful of the back of your left thigh.
His tight grasp on your figure made it harder for you to run and pull against him, forcing you to take every inch of his deep and hard thrusts. The pillow he laid under your hips not helping to let up any pressure.
“Fuck Choso!”
You exclaimed from chapped, swollen lips, your head falling back upon soft silk sheets.
Beads of sweat rolled down the side of his temple as his guttural grunts and soft whimpers interlace with the feverish sounds of your moans and euphoric cries.
“You like that shit, don’t you? Fuck, this pussy is heavenly.”
His tone was nothing short of a low, deviant growl, his hold on you never failing to let up, despite how messy his thrusts were getting.
To be honest, it was a shock for you to see Choso this aggressive, though you didn’t seem to mind the change.
His half-lidded, dark eyeliner-smudged eyes, which were such an infatuating color of brown, focused on your every expression, wanting nothing more than to please you with the same passion you’ve done for him for the majority of your relationship.
His head dipping down to suck and lick along the exposed bit of skin along your neck, practically shuddering at the feeling of your nails finding solace along his rather broad back.
He lets out a soft groan, embracing the pain that comes from those pretty manicured acrylics digging Cs and long scratches along his pale muscular canvas.
“M'gonna to fucking cum!”
This realization coming out in a sharp cry as you now clung to him as though your life depended on it.
“Just let go for me, baby doll.”
There was a hint of pride that came from his lips as he, finally, got the one who’d talk you through a toe-curling and pleasurefully excruciating orgasm.
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"How'd it go, baby?" Tommy asked as Buck walked in the door, despite already knowing by the defeated look on Buck's face.
"Failed it. Again," Buck said with a quiver in his voice.
"Oh sweetheart," Tommy said, scooping his husband up into a hug.
"Three times, Tommy. I've failed the Captain's exam three times," Buck choked out, his eyes welling with tears. "I ace the interview portion and the simulations, but I just freeze with the written exam. As soon as they tell me that I have 150 minutes to complete the exam, my whole body locks up. I know this stuff, Tommy. I know it by heart. Why can't I do it?" Buck said, his voice breaking on the last words.
Buck snuggled deeper into Tommy's shoulder. "It's always been like this too. I knew the material in school but I would end up with Cs in my classes because I would bomb the tests. My parents would get so frustrated. Everyone thought I was dumb."
"Evan, you are not dumb. You are so incredibly smart," Tommy said firmly, running a hand through Buck's hair.
"I don't think I'm dumb, but I just feel like a failure," Buck said, his voice muffled against Tommy's shirt. "Even when I got my certification for being a firefighter, I broke records on the physical stuff but barely squeaked by on the written exam. I was so relieved that I didn't have to take the written portion for recertification after my leg."
"How would you feel about requesting accommodations?" Tommy asked, his voice gentle.
"Accommodations for what?" Buck asked.
"For the test," Tommy replied simply.
"How would I even go about that?" Buck asked, lifting his head slightly.
"Well, the first thing we'd have to do is get you diagnosed with ADHD," Tommy said.
Buck groaned and buried his face back into Tommy's shoulder.
"I know, Ev, but it doesn't change anything. If anything, it opens up doors. I love your bouncy, sparkly brain. But tests like this aren't designed for it, and you deserve to be captain, baby," Tommy said, pressing a kiss to Buck's temple.
"Can I think about it?" Buck asked, his voice uncertain.
"Of course. Do your research. See what accommodations are available and if they might help you, and then we go from there," Tommy said, his eyes warm with understanding.
The next few months were a blur of appointments, assessments, and preparing to take an accommodated exam. When the day of his fourth attempt came, he was nervous but ready in a way he hadn't been before.
Tommy looked up from where he was doing some preflight checks on his helicopter to see his husband walking into the station. The bounce in Buck's step told him everything he needed to know.
"You passed?" Tommy asked, beaming.
"I passed!" Buck exclaimed, eyes bright with excitement. "Having that extended time and someone reading the questions to me was a game changer. Thank you so much, Tommy."
"For what?" Tommy said with a confused look on his face.
"For helping me help myself," Buck said, squeezing Tommy's hand.
"Anytime, Captain Kinard," Tommy said with pride in his voice.
"Oh, I like the sound of that," Buck said,
pupils darkening.
"Down boy. I still have 4 hours left on
this shift, but we'll celebrate at home," Tommy said with a wink.
"I'm counting on it," Buck said, kissing his husband and turning to leave, still basking in the glow of his accomplishment.
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